Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Denver Westword shares a few egregiously irresponsible things to get drunk and do on St. Patrick’s Day:

  • Tackle short people and try to make them grant you wishes.
  • Urinate on every green thing you see.
  • Make the following joke: “Heard about the shit in Libya? Well, at least they don’t have any tsunami-triggered nuclear fallout to deal with! That’s right, I’m talking about YOU, Japan! Hay-o!”
  • Try to become the Foursquare mayor of the Denver city jail.
  • Operate a motor vehicle.
  • Have a manic episode and do a series of nationally televised interviews. Make sure to call your former employer a contaminated little maggot and insist that you have tiger blood. Then give yourself alcohol poisoning. Dying is for fools.
  • Paint yourself green — using permanent marker.
  • Draw questionable conclusions using unsubstantiated statistics and non-peer-reviewed studies to support them. That’s right, we’re going off the fucking hook over here.
  • Take your dog for a walk. Let him crap all over the place.
  • Wear a “Fuck me, I’m Irish” shirt to your office job
  • Obtain one Lucky Charms tattoo.
  • Buy “The Town” on Blu-ray.
  • Spray-paint festive shamrocks on your girlfriend’s car and then ask her to drive you to bars.
  • Play a game of “Edward Whiskey Hands.”
  • Keep drinking.
  • (Via Denver Westword)

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