“there are a lot of interesting people downtown, my favorite neighbors are the ones that have tattoos on their face. Yes. I like a tattoo on the face. A tattoo on the face says ‘hey why tap-dance, when we can tango?‘ ” –Tom Segura
the pretentious illiterate
the forgetful vegan
the timid pimp
the 5 year old that complains about having a beard
the effeminate gay-basher.
“Dude, I was trying to figure out how to get a tattoo that would have ALL of my favorite things, and then, suddenly, it came to me…”
-James Gunn shows off the worst tattoos of all time on his blog
wow. this movie looks amazing.
so bad, its good.
inappropriate license plates. really???? (via Huffington Post)
Funny lady, Tina Fey on the cover of Esquire (April issue)
“Plots we would not do on 30 Rock? Let me put the Internet at ease: Liz and Jack will never be together. Not even if we go fifteen seasons. Okay, if we get to season fifteen, they’ll do it.”
Fingers crossed that they make it to season 15!
But we all can’t be the heaviest woman in the world…I gave up that dream a long time ago.
The other night, Colbert covered the latest in the world of eating, from inhalable food to Donna Simpson, a New Jersey woman who is actively trying to become the world’s fattest woman. -click for video- (via comedy central insider)
this guy is livin’ the good life.