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on a more serious note…This morning, Don Hicks from Shortline Automotive was live on Lewis and Floorwax. He called in to give the heroic teacher (Dr. Benke) from the Deer Creek Middle School Shooting, a 2010 Subaru Outback so he can continue to get to school and teach/protect the kids.  After that, Broncos All Pro WR, Brandon Marshall called in and offered to go to the school with L&F to bring pizzas and talk to the kids. Listen here…

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. ‘You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?’ she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, ‘I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too.

Jake Johannsen

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