“The story of course today is, that everybody is talking about is the healthcare reform bill. Yay what? What does it even mean. If you listen to the left it means free vegan candy for every single man woman and unicorn in America, and if you listen to the right we’ve been enslaved by socialist overloads and apple pie is now illegal. I don’t listen to either side, I’m too busy listening to Lady Gaga!”

– Craig Ferguson

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