A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. ‘You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?’ she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, ‘I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too.
Robert Schimmel stays funny when times are tough…”This is what happens when i mix pain meds, paper, a sharpie and my laptop webcam”. To follow his daily video blogs go to his youtube channel : SchimmelWorld