“Dude, I was trying to figure out how to get a tattoo that would have ALL of my favorite things, and then, suddenly, it came to me…”
-James Gunn shows off the worst tattoos of all time on his blog
inappropriate license plates. really???? (via Huffington Post)
Funny lady, Tina Fey on the cover of Esquire (April issue)
“Plots we would not do on 30 Rock? Let me put the Internet at ease: Liz and Jack will never be together. Not even if we go fifteen seasons. Okay, if we get to season fifteen, they’ll do it.”
Fingers crossed that they make it to season 15!
But we all can’t be the heaviest woman in the world…I gave up that dream a long time ago.
The other night, Colbert covered the latest in the world of eating, from inhalable food to Donna Simpson, a New Jersey woman who is actively trying to become the world’s fattest woman. -click for video- (via comedy central insider)
do we have to dye EVERYTHING green for St. Patrick’s Day?
in 2008, Ohio police busted 5 people for selling crack that had been dyed green in recognition of the holiday. true story. (via HuffPost Comedy)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9f
this guy is livin’ the good life.
im sure you all have seen the adorable surprise kitty viral vid. but here it is again. wait, what just happened? that very well could be the nerdiest thing i’ve ever seen (in the best way) ok sorry about that, here is the ORIGINAL surprise kitty.
Juliet’s fate could have been avoided IF she had a sassy gay friend. Hamlet would have ended a lot differently too.
Comedians Head to Bonnaroo 2010!
Conan O’Brien
Margaret Cho
Aziz Ansari
Jeffrey Ross Roasts Bonnaroo
Greg Giraldo
Bo Burnham
Doug Benson
Nick Kroll
Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel
John Roberts
Baron Vaughn
Chelsea Peretti
What a great lineup!