They are always saying “you don’t talk. How come you don’t talk?” You know why? Because it’s not quiet in here (points at brain). I am busy talking myself out of doing stupid shit all day long.
Jake Johannsen (via straymessages)
Women are different, they look down on you – there is this whole idea that a woman has slept her way to the top. “Oh, she slept her way to the top!” If I could fuck my way to the top, I would be at the fucking top.
Jake Johannsen, Jake Johannsen: I Love You (via sayhellotokelly)