They are always saying “you don’t talk. How come you don’t talk?” You know why? Because it’s not quiet in here (points at brain). I am busy talking myself out of doing stupid shit all day long.
Jake Johannsen (via straymessages)
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Jake Johannsen quote
Women are different, they look down on you – there is this whole idea that a woman has slept her way to the top. “Oh, she slept her way to the top!” If I could fuck my way to the top, I would be at the fucking top.
Jake Johannsen, Jake Johannsen: I Love You (via sayhellotokelly)
Don’t miss Jake Johannsen’s 1 Hour comedy special,
Jake Johannsen: I Love You Wednesday, March 31st on Showtime!
You can also see him LIVE at
Comedy Works South April 8-10!
Jake Johannsen on The Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson (Click for video)
Jake Johannsen on The Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson (Click for video)
Watch the very funny Jake Johannsen on The Late Late show with Craig Ferguson as they chat about Denver and Comedy Works! we love these guys so much! and FYI, Comedy Works is a great hiding spot from zombies 😉