Quotes

Robert was a friend; and I mean the real definition of friend, not some show-bizzy version where “my dearest, closest friend” means, “Although we haven’t actually met, the two of us could do business together if someone held guns to our heads.”

We like each other and respected each other, but the first is more important: We liked each other. And I suppose I intentionally started on something else, because there is so much loss in life to balance the gain. I guess we never really look at it each time it shows its face. But there is so much happiness available in life.

And Robert had so much loss in his, but he still had such a gleam of happiness in his eye; and I never knew how he did.

Comedian, Larry Miller on Robert Schimmel (1950-2010)

But we all can’t be the heaviest woman in the world…I gave up that dream a long time ago.

Stephen Colbert
The other night, Colbert covered the latest in the world of eating, from inhalable food to Donna Simpson, a New Jersey woman who is actively trying to become the world’s fattest woman. -click for video- (via comedy central insider)

We have a new story idea that we feel excited about and we’re going to try to go forward. The beginning of the movie is [set]… 10 years later, and Derek & Hansel are literally forgotten. Nobody even knows who they are, so they have to re-invent themselves. If Will says yes, he definitely has to be a part of it. To me, Mugatu is one of the classic screen villains of all time.

Ben Stiller confirms Zoolander 2