But we all can’t be the heaviest woman in the world…I gave up that dream a long time ago.
Stephen Colbert The other night, Colbert covered the latest in the world of eating, from inhalable food to Donna Simpson, a New Jersey woman who is actively trying to become the world’s fattest woman. -click for video- (via comedy central insider)
do we have to dye EVERYTHING green for St. Patrick’s Day? in 2008, Ohio police busted 5 people for selling crack that had been dyed green in recognition of the holiday. true story. (via HuffPost Comedy)
im sure you all have seen the adorable surprise kitty viral vid. but here it is again. wait, what just happened? that very well could be the nerdiest thing i’ve ever seen (in the best way) ok sorry about that, here is the ORIGINAL surprise kitty.